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“The Suicidal Mac and Cheese”

It is no secret in the Yin and Yang household that Yin is not much of a cook. Yang likes to say that the flies pitch IN to buy us a screen door and that Yin’s meat loaf glows in the dark…. Which is funny since I have never attempted to cook a meat loaf! Anyways, there is one particular cooking experience which is very peculiar to me. I really tried not to think about it over the years because it use to creep me out. But I wouldn’t have believed it if I hadn’t seen it with my own two eyes. Just recently it has become very funny to me considering my culinary stories! It all started one very hot summer day in our first apartment. Yang was at work over the road. I had made some mac and cheese for our four year old daughter. I also had a glass ice tea container that I used very rarely because the button on the spout was hard to push even for me. I only brought that out every once in a blue moon because I liked the flavor of the tea in a glass container. This day happened to be a blue moon kind of day. I sealed the left over mac and cheese and put it in the fridge so we could attempt to eat it the next day, maybe bake it in the oven or something. The next morning I opened my fridge to see a very shocking thing….. My mac and cheese was marinating in the tea! How? I do not know. It was just me and my young daughter who definitely could not press the button on the spout! I kind of screamed to myself, said “demon mac and cheese!” and quickly threw it down the garbage disposal! I did not speak of this crazy moment again. I could not phantom how the tea got out of the "very hard to push button" tea jar and into a closed container of mac and cheese! 16 years have passed and I could never figure out the answer till one day recently….. Yin had been telling stories of her “wonderful” cooking and asking questions about recipes so she could hopefully improve her skills. Then the opportunity came along to tell a ghost story and for some reason I decided to let this ghostly story out of the bag. A friend of mine began laughing and said “Yin! You told me your cooking was bad, but your macaroni and cheese is trying to drown itself in your ice tea? You know it’s bad if your own food is jumping ship!” There we go….. I finally had my answer to my question after all this time….. Yin’s cooking is so bad even her mac and cheese attempts suicide to get away from her!!!! LOL!

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  •  YinYang: 
    WEY! nope.... at that point in my life I had never done any drug! It was crazy!
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  •  WeylonElliott: 
    Let us be honest here. Were you smokin a little sumthin sumthin then?
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  •  YinYang: 
    Veena... Naw... it jumped ship! LOL!
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  •  Veena: 
    LOL Yin....maybe your iced tea craved for a mac and cheese all this while; maybe it was refusing to spill when you poured for it wanted to pour out its love only on mac and cheese....maybe you united two souls lost in love in a previous birth;))
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